It was about this time last year [1998] that I wrote my last song parody ("The Shaft Will Go On", theme from Shaftanic), so I felt it was time for another. Now, before you go smashing your head against your hard drive to escape the inanity of another one of my parodies, let me first tell you that at least this time used a good old '80s classic by The Bangles... what, you don't know what it is? Well, The Bangles only had one classic from the '80s... that's right, Walk Like An Egyptian! Or as we call it in the Little Land O'Bryan, "101 Dalmatians"!

"101 Dalmatians" -- parody of "Walk Like An Egyptian" by The Bangles
New lyrics by Bryan Bird -- 5/14-15/99

All the old drawings on the film
They animate like real life, you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They send a message subliminal

All the animators for Disney
Now they're buildin' a movie set
Tired and dizzy (oh whey oh)
They take a break t'smoke a cigarette

Cartoon film becomes live action
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Hundred 'n'One Dalmatians

Roger and his dog, Pongo, flirt
With a British gal, Anita
He makes his moves (oh whey oh)
And meets her dog, named Perdita

Now the wedding's over, the
Dogs "announce" the puppies that are to come
There were fourteen (oh whey oh)
But fifteen was the lucky one

All the puppies in the household howl [like Scooby Doo]
Ray roh rhey roh, ray roh rhey roh
Just fifteen dalmatians

Cruella DeVil, she wants dogs
To make a nice fur coat, that's a fact
She likes the black spots (oh whey oh)
They match the tires on her Cadillac

Glenn Close gets two thumbs up for
Her role in this movie, it's so fun
She got the paycheck (oh whey oh)
Because kids love cute dalmatians ["dal-MAY-she-uns"]

If you want to find this film on
Home video, check the movie racks
At your local Wal*Mart (oh whey oh)
It's on VHS, not BetaMax ['80s reference!]

Remake of a cartoon classic
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Hundred 'n'One Dalmatians
Hundred 'n'One Dalmatians

--In case you couldn't guess, no, I don't yet have a job for the summer [1999]. But if you're lucky, I'll be getting one soon so you can stop being annoyed by my annoying inane ramblings.